Death Pool Update – Kim Jong-il 1941/42-2011
It was a great year to rid the world of evil. Kim Jong-il, Obama Bin Laden, Andy Rooney, Al Davis and Gadaffhi all dead in 2011. Five just enormous assholes.
MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY. THIS IS A MEMOIR OF THAT SHIT.
It was a great year to rid the world of evil. Kim Jong-il, Obama Bin Laden, Andy Rooney, Al Davis and Gadaffhi all dead in 2011. Five just enormous assholes.
Harry Morgan dead at 96. Four points hardly seems worth it? I guess you gotta take what you can get.
While I was on my Far East visit to see Felix in Japan, needless to say, we spent far too much time pouring sake down our throats. He was living there teaching conversational English to Japanese business people and when I was in town, his students wanted to take the round-eyed American to dinner.
That Mickey Rooney dude from 60 Minutes died over the weekend. I’m sure going to miss all those hilarious things he used to say.
The population of Iceland is about 300,000 people, about the size of Corpus Christi, Texas. I’ve decided there are multiple reasons the population is so low…. The obvious reason is it’s cold as balls but my research shows that is not the only reason. It is also the most dangerous place on the planet.
On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch. I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.
After being accused of looking like a terrorist by an Icelandair desk agent, I have no choice but to purchase a second full priced ticket to Iceland. Felix, KY, Charlie and Sexy get on the Wednesday flight, I’ll spend the night in Boston and meet them in Reykjavik on Thursday. I call Desire in Chicago, he breaks into my apartment, gets my passport and overnight’s it to me in Boston.