MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY. THIS IS A MEMOIR OF THAT SHIT.
A few months ago I started posting stuff on Craigslist to get rid of some old junk. Well the people who were responding were free unintentional comedy, so i thought I would throw some bait on there and see what I could get.
Welcome to this week’s episode of the Coach Ben Wade show. There hasn’t been anyone with a lock on his tribe members and a guaranteed season victory since…. well last season when Boston Rob Mariano just dominated from start to finish.
It’s the last episode before the finale. T minus four days until we get to see some live Miki!
Another post Mikayla episode. The good news is, only four more episodes until the finale and we get to see Miki live. I will fight through these last few episodes like Spartacus.
Last week I did not watch live, due to Thanksgiving. I got home on Friday and settled in with popcorn and a High Life. I flipped on Survivor and almost threw my remote through the TV when I realized it was a “recap” episode. Those episodes are the biggest joke. Instead of having an episode where they vote out two contestants in one episode, why not use the “recap” week instead for a real episode? The only thing worse is the non-elimination stages on Amazing Race.
I have since changed my tune on Radiohead but in 2008 I wasn’t a believer in their hype. I thought they were playing crap music and trying to pass it off as art. Smells insisted I was insane and told me I had to check them out at Lollapalooza. Fine, what’s the worst that can happen?.
May 8, 2012
Chip
