My name is Chip. I tend to be an idiot every once in a while and I am somehow always in the right place at the wrong time. Nonsense just follows me and I decided I should write it all down.  These are the stories of my life and the people I know, told through my eyes.

Some random shit about me:
1. Was kicked out of West Point.
2. Won the 1991 Houston area Pizza Hut box folding Championship.
3. Served as a U.S. Army Infantry squad leader.
4. Was a Major League Baseball scout.
5. Was a professional bookie.
6. Traveled to all 50 States.
7. Have perfect vision but can’t smell or hear a thing.
8. My favorite number is 52.