Stories Bobby Is In.

America’s smartest urinator, Bobby grew up in the suburbs of America’s rectum: Cleveland, Ohio.  During our tenure as college roommates, he developed a regular habit of pissing his bed, garnering the nickname “Golden Boy.”

He recently gave up the glamorous life of an accountant in Chicago and headed back to school to further his education.  He attended school in Georgia, receiving a Master’s Degree in artificial intelligence.  So… basically he decided to become an enormous nerd.

He currently resides in Philadelphia, where he spends his time in his basement woodworking and making robots.  He was recently overheard saying, “My flesh friends are always making fun of me, so I’m dedicating my life to making a robot friend that will actually be nice to me.”

He has been known to regularly electrocute himself and is a master of fuzzy logic.