Stories Charlie Is In.

Charlie attended my arch-rival high school and we met on our first day of college.  We became instant friends when he discovered that I was a 21-year-old freshman.  We then developed a connection based on trips to the liquor store to keep the freshman coeds supplied with booze.

He is believed to have in his lifetime spent a minimum of 6 figures on “bullshit” and has an extra room in his home simply to store his costumes.  Once while I was trying on a two person horse costume with Felix, he actually told us to “Stop screwing around.”

After a brief stint in Montana and Idaho, he is back residing in Boston, Mass.

He has twice fallen feet first into a man-hole. He enjoys napping while he drives and is nationally ranked in poop pranks.

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