Stories Smells Is In.

Born and raised in glorious South Bend, Indiana, Smells lives just a few blocks from me in Chicago.  We met my senior year of college when he was a freshman and I handcuffed him to Charlie’s bed and asked him sports trivia questions until 3am.

He is known to communicate in one word sentences such as “Learn” “Do” “Dominate” “Obvi” & “Ironic”.  His senior year of college he wrote one of the great pieces of American literature, a document that is still used in learning institutions across the nation.

He is somehow successful at work, married and has children.  Easily my friend you will find the most annoying.

He has never fallen on ice nor tripped on stairs.  That kind of stuff just never happens to him.