I decided to sell a bunch of crap around my place and put about twenty things on Craigslist.  I’ve always had good luck selling tickets on there and thought it would be a good place to get rid of some shit.

I realize most people on there can be a pain in the ass but now I’m also realizing that it’s going to be an amazing source for comedy.  So far the most ridiculous conversation was with this guy about a JBL iPod dock I’m selling for $25. 

START AT THE BOTTOM.  He is in RED and I am in GREEN

Date: Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Subject: Re: interested in iPod dock
To: chipwrecks52@gmail.com
no doubt.  good luck selling that dock 
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 1:03 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
Dude. It’s an iPod dock. You were gonna DJ with it?  Let me know when you have a show coming up. I have to see this.
On Dec 6, 2011, at 12:52 PM, wrote:
nah. doesnt sound too loud to me.  i need it to be loud.  i was gonna use it to dj with so it needs to be loud
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 12:45 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
Is it?  What’s weird is you think I can describe how loud a $25 iPod dock is over email. Do you want me to continue to compare it to other sounds or do you just want to buy it. It’s only $25. If your vacuum cleaner was on you probably couldn’t hear it.  If your girlfriend was snoring I bet you could hear it.  If someone was hammering some nails and you turned it all the way up you could probably drown them out.
On Dec 6, 2011, at 12:39 PM, wrote:
a cricket chirping is kind of a weird description
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 11:02 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
How loud is it?  Well… It’s not as loud as a fireworks show but it is louder than a cricket chirping.
On Dec 6, 2011, at 10:41 AM, wrote:
nice.  how loud is it?
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 10:37 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
It’s loud enough.
On Dec 6, 2011, at 10:36 AM, wrote:
yea probably.  is it loud?
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 10:22 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
It says on the listing it’s a JBL. It’s good. Do you want it or not?
On Dec 6, 2011, at 9:35 AM, wrote:
cool man.  what kind is it.  is it a good one
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 9:17 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
Well yeah….  I’m asking $25 and it is still available. Just let me know if you want to stop by and pick it up.
On Dec 6, 2011, at 9:14 AM, wrote:
yeah man.  just wondering if thats how much you want for it.
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 at 8:42 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
It says $25 on there right?  $25
On Dec 5, 2011, at 10:29 PM, wrote:
hi there.
just saw your ad. for the ipod dock.  how much you asking?