More Craigslist bait… Here I’m trying to sell a scale to a “skinny chick.” 

To be 100% clear on these posts…  I’m joking on these exchanges.  It is PURELY for comedys sake.  I don’t think 100 pounds is fat.  110 pounds is obviously fat.     

They are in RED and I am in GREEN.

On Dec 14, 2011, at 11:48 AM, wrote:
You have to be joking.  If not your a chauvanist asshole.
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
joking?  i not joke about prcie?  i am thinking $10 is that much.  interested?
On Dec 14, 2011, at 12:04 PM, wrote:
You dont want fat girl on it?
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 12:07 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
absolut no…  i don’t.  it is good scale and i thnk  have   fat slob ass on it will ruin scale.  it run like fine swiss watch.
On Dec 14, 2011, at 12:15 PM, wrote:
I’m sorry but I refuse to fall into your trap
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 12:22 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
trap?  hon.  i post scale for sale and you email me.   no trap.  are you hot and interest in the scale?
On Dec 14, 2011, at 12:25 PM, wrote:
I have a feeling you posted this just to piss people off and I refuse to let you upset me. 
On Dec 14, 2011, at 12:25 PM, wrote:
Oh and I AM hot!
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 1:10 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
(Sounds like she’s already upset to me)  sweet honey.  if you have god body like you say and you want scale for free, i give too you.  just send picture in a bikini.  it has to be real.  i can spot fakes (The irony obviously that I am the fake.)
On Dec 14, 2011, at 1:16 PM, wrote:
Sounds like the scale is garbge like you are
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 1:42 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
no.  cale is no garbage.  i have  scale in apartments and you can be to pick it up or we can meet.  however you must confirm you are hot and skinny first.  anything over 100 pounds is unhealthy and makes me sick.  in ukraine all of our womens are beauiful
On Dec 14, 2011, at 1:46 PM, wrote:
I’m not sending you a pitcure of me and I do not want your scale.  You can stop contacting me now
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 1:52 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
why no want any more?  what a deal.  origianlyl  $10 now just giving it to you?  is it because youre fat and dont want to hurt scale?
On Dec 16, 2011, at 11:11 AM, wrote:
I’m  a yoga instructor and take care of myself.  I am very conscious of the things that go into my body.  I really only contacted you because I thought you were joking.
On Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 1:48 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
i do not understnd what the joke is?  i have a scale and i want to give it to you.  you claim to be fit so i dont see what the problem is?  if youre fit you can have the scale. is that simple
On Dec 16, 2011, at 2:04 PM, wrote:
In America 100 pounds is notf overweight.  It is unhealthy to be that thin for most women.  Maybe you should take the scale down and repost it simply for $10 without the weight stipulation.
On Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 2:53 PM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
my love.  i am not sure you see well.  the scale is very specail and must not have fat women crushing it.  you would not allow a rolex to go into the ocaen as i cannot allow my scale to have some pig stand on it
On Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 2:58 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
(Note: 3am email and I had just been to three X-Mas partys) i must reach back to you once more. i have relist scale with new weight requirment.  i speak with my lady and she explaine to me that she is 107 pounds.  so i believe that 110 is more fair of a weight.
On Dec 18, 2011, at 10:39 AM, wrote:
Maybe it is a cultural barrier but it is not ok to ask women what their weight is. 

A few days went by and I started feeling “guilty.”  More like,  ummm…  Yoga instructor?   She actually COULD be real hot. 

On Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 9:36 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
Hey…  So my name is Phil and you were right.  I posted this just to see what people would say… and you kinda fell into my trap.  I didn’t mean to offend you.  If you want the scale it’s yours.  It’s a Christmas gift.  I feel bad about leading you on. 
On Dec 21, 2011, at 10:22 AM, wrote:
Oh my God!  Are you kidding me?  I was just at Coast my girlfriends reading your emails and they were dying laughing.  My friend was going to come with me to meet you just to see if you wre real.  NOT FUNNY
On Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 11:02 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
I’m sorry.  I just post stuff on CL and see what kind of a rise I can get out of people.  But for real, I’m not from Ukraine, I’m from Minnesota.  Anyways, if youre under 110 pounds and you send me a picture in a bikini you can have the scale.
On Dec 21, 2011, at 11:08 AM, wrote:
Hahahaha. Is there really even a scale?
On Wed, Dec 21, 2011 at 11:12 AM, chipwrecks52@gmail.com wrote:
What do you mean?  Yes there is a scale.  I was joking about the accent, not the scale!  You’re a yoga teacher right, youve got to have a smoking body.
On Dec 21, 2011, at 11:15 AM, wrote:
You’re a real loser.

I got some amazing ideas from everyone for ideas to post on Craigslist.  Thank you and KEEP THEM COMING! 

I’m still having a wonderful e-mail conversation with a lady who is going to come “Exercise the Demons in my home.”  Stay tuned.

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