Posts tagged ‘Reviews’

Survivor Recap: 4/25 Never Say Die

Not to be too much of a downer on this episode but I have never been more sure that someone is going home before an episode starts than I am tonight.  I will watch so I can stare at my girlfriend for forty minutes; but otherwise, prepare for Yawnfest.

Good news…  Caps win!  The Bruins season is over and now I get to watch the end of one of the Zans seasons .  If either Tarzan or Troyzan does not leave tonight, I will cut off a finger.  “Yours or mine?” “Yours.” “That’s what I thought.”

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Survivor Recap: 4/18 I’m No Dummy

This recap has been missing something at the top recently.  Welcome back Chels, you sexy little minx. 

Last week the men continued their self-destruction and barring some huge turn of events, I suspect the same will happen this week.  “See ya later” to either Tarzan, Troyzan  or the jockey.  I think I have a pretty good handle on this season… but I guess that’s why they play the games, anything can happen…

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Survivor Recap: 4/11 Go Out With A Bang

I started off this week with no plan on where I was going to go with this recap.  I was a teenaged girl lost in the forest, hunting squirrels and being chased by tracker jackers and fireballs.  Then I spoke to my drunk friend, Haymitch, and together we devised a plan.  A  plan on how to decide who would be this week’s cover girl.  We put all the ladies names into a jar and drew out Chialicia’s name.  Then out of nowhere, Kitty Kat came forward and shouted “I offer myself up!  I volunteer as this weeks cover girl tribute!”  So, Kitty Kat, the odds are ever in your favor.  Happy Survivor recap!

How does one get that buff around their body?  I have one and I can barely get it around my thick skull.  Not to mention…  Anyways.

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Survivor Recap: 4/4 Just Annihilate Them

It was recently pointed out to me that this site has become the “Chelsea Meissner” homepage and I may want to mix it up.  To that man I say “Go to hell!!!”  Just kidding…  I 90% agree, it was getting out of control.  (Although Chelsea darling, if you are reading this, I promise it’s just a lie that I’m telling to appease the masses.  It’s like the bartender who wont admit she has a boyfriend so she’ll get better tips.  I got to make “the people” happy.)

So, my real girlfriend Christina Cha Cha Cha gets the headline picture this week… as promised… and DAMN does she deserve it!  Look at those legs, those abs, that smile, those eyes and those ummmm…

Either way, Chipwrecks has definitely gotten out of control with Survivor lately.  I have been insane busy  (also just insane) and haven’t had time to write much else.  But I promise I will soon.  Thanks for staying a fan!

Anyways, heres Survivor 4/4.  Love the title this week from CBS.  Just Annihilate Them!  Let us learn and let us do.

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Survivor Recap: 3/28 The Beauty In A Merge

A day late and a dollar short, better late than never, this one will be short and sweet and a few other clichés.  My apologies on the late recap but I finally got around to watching this weeks episode.  This week’s recap will be on time though, I promise!

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Survivor Recap: 3/21 Thanks For The Souvenir

Not the typical Survivor episode this week.  It seems we’ve been running into that quite a bit this season.  The standard reward challenge, immunity challenge, tribal council format is out the window and I suspect CBS may be making shit up as they go along. 

This week however karma is officially a bitch… and I love her. 

Also this week… I wrote the entire recap last night and didn’t save it so this is the condensed version.  Sorry for being half-assed this week.

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Survivor Recap: 3/14 A Bunch Of Idiots

Real talk.  Chelsea definitely knows what she is doing right now.  Handcuffs?  Happy birthday?  I think we are legitimately having an online relationship.

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