Posts tagged ‘Current Events’

Survivor Recap: 3/7 Bum-Puzzled

I completely blew it leading up to last week with my pre-season prediction of Matt to win.  However; thank’s to a quick Chelsea Meissner Google search, I believe I have totally redeemed myself with this picture of Chelsea and her…. ummm…. hat.

Before I even get to this weeks recap, I have to say that tonight’s episode was just about the biggest crock of shit I have ever watched.  Colton is a monster of a “person” and the men’s tribe (excluding Jay the male model) is an embarrassment to not only men but to humankind.  The way this episode unfolded was so egregious that I was almost convinced that the producers were messing with the outcome of the show.  It was beyond the realm of possibility that this could actually go down.

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Survivor Recap: 2/29 One World Is Out The Window

So, I go to a lot of concerts but last night I went to what probably was my first every country music show.  Rodney Atkins.  Not sure if I am on board with the country music scene just yet but what I am on board with is chicks in cowboy boots and short shorts.  Chelsea…  I see what you’re doing here and I like it.  I didn’t fully understand it before tonight but now I think I do.  Chels, the ring is in the mail.

Anyways, I didn’t get to watch Survivor until I got home late last night, so here’s my tipsy viewed impression of last nights episode.

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Survivor Recap: 2/22 Total Dysfunction

To say the least, it’s been an interesting week behind the scenes at Chipwrecks.  Thank you all once again for supporting the site and for coming back for the Survivor recaps.  Chipwrecks is not just about Survivor.  If you have time, please check out all the other nonsense this site has to offer.

Anyways… let the dysfunction begin.

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Death Pool Update – Gary Carter 1954-2012

Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.

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Survivor Recap: 2/15 Two Tribes, One Camp, No Rules

Survivor season 24, it’s been a few months but Survivor is back… Finally.  I could only handle so much more of The Bachelor and Glee before I lost my shit.  (Although Courtney from The Bachelor is easily one of my top five all-time television characters.  Just straight up comedy.)

Thanks to all the returning readers and welcome to the new ones.  This is just one mans slant on the phenomenon that is Survivor.  I encourage you to post any comments at the bottom if you love me or hate me… and then, please come back each week.  The rest of my site has NOTHING to do with Survivor, so if you’re easily offended, don’t go there.  But if you like to laugh then you came to the right place.

I did my early impressions of the cast a few weeks ago.  You can find it here.  Without further adieu, hide yo kids, cause it’s Survivor One Word!

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Death Pool Update – Whitney Houston 1963-2012

Breaking News!  Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke?  Am I the first one leaking this on the internet?  Apparently she loved Coke.

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Death Pool Update – Joe Paterno 1926-2012

Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?

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