1.       Murdoch’s jacket is huge.
2.       Mr. T is really a white midget painted black.
3.       All of their short, little, stubby legs.
4.       Hannibal’s “Isn’t this a great group” shit eating grin.
5.       As best I can tell… Face is Asian.

Props to Yogi for submitting

Way to kick this thing off right!  Heaven got a little smarter yesterday… and my squad took a 44 point lead.

This is video of me in my living room last night when I heard the news.    VIDEO

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This is the 4th year of the Celebrity Death Pool conducted with my friends. The “season” runs until July 4, 2012.

Past champions:
2010-11: Smells
2009-10: F Jimmy
2008-09: Felix Ackman 

Rules:
1. Subtract the person’s age from 100 when they die.  Ex: 100 – 74 years old = 24 Points
2. They must have a Wikipedia page. (You can’t pick your aunt Tess)
3. They must be human.
4. They can’t be on death row at the time of the draft.
5. At the end of one year the winner receives a $20 nonsense gift from each person in the league.

I’ll keep this updated as some of these people hopefully start to kick the bucket.

Results from this years draft are below:

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