Posts tagged ‘KY Gentleman’

El Toro

Went to Louisville for KY Gentleman’s birthday.  His wifey threw him a party in the back of this Mexican joint.  We were all just sipping margaritas and all of a sudden this guy in a Luchador costume runs in.  Not sure what was going on but that guy had a tight ass and a fantastic package if you ask me.  I’m not positive but he might have been a stripper because that old lady was grinding all over him.

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To Live And Die In Iceland

The population of Iceland is about 300,000 people, about the size of Corpus Christi, Texas. I’ve decided there are multiple reasons the population is so low…. The obvious reason is it’s cold as balls but my research shows that is not the only reason. It is also the most dangerous place on the planet.

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When In Reykjavik…

After being accused of looking like a terrorist by an Icelandair desk agent, I have no choice but to purchase a second full priced ticket to Iceland.  Felix, KY, Charlie and Sexy get on the Wednesday flight, I’ll spend the night in Boston and meet them in Reykjavik on Thursday.  I call Desire in Chicago, he breaks into my apartment, gets my passport and overnight’s it to me in Boston.

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You Look Like A Terrorist

  

   

A few years ago Felix, Charlie, their buddy Sexy, KY and I took our annual guys trip, this year we went to Iceland.  What better way to escape the Chicago winters than by heading to ICELand in February, the unofficial home of hot chicks, 36 ounce beers, geysers, the Blue Lagoon and elves.  (Seriously the Icelandic people think there are elves living in their yards.)

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What’s The Score Of The Braves Game?

I wanted to start 2012 off BIG and no one I know is bigger than the KY Gentleman… if you know what I mean.  He’s pretty sly for a white guy but you don’t get the nickname KY just because you’re from Kentucky.  You get the nickname KY when KY is required.  (In some circles he is also known as the Coke can.)

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Death Pool Update – Gary Carter 1954-2012

Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.

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Death Pool Update – Whitney Houston 1963-2012

Breaking News!  Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke?  Am I the first one leaking this on the internet?  Apparently she loved Coke.

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