MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
A few months ago I started posting stuff on Craigslist to get rid of some old junk. Well the people who were responding were free unintentional comedy, so i thought I would throw some bait on there and see what I could get.
When I first moved to Chicago I lived in the Lakeview neighborhood near the Church of Scientology of Chicago. I’d walk past it daily and was always intrigued. Thinking “What the hell is going on in that place,” but I never got the gumption to just say screw it and go in. One day I was discussing with Fancy how I wanted to go and she instantly took the bait to join me. We planned our night; dinner, a quick stop into the Scientology Center and then to Schubas to see our friend Nathan Xander’s concert. Game on…
I had my knee operated on last week from a hoops injury earlier in the summer. Instead of going the route of “traditional healing” I felt the need for something more. Thankfully I was listening to the Howard Stern Show a few weeks ago and Howard’s sidekick, Robin, went to visit Braco The Gazer. Braco is a pseudopsychic who heals people by gazing at them…. Who am I kidding? This whack job fucking stares at a room full of lunatics for 5 minutes and people pay $8 to to go see this shit. I could not think of a better way to spend my Saturday afternoon!
Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.
Breaking News! Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke? Am I the first one leaking this on the internet? Apparently she loved Coke.
Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?
It was a great year to rid the world of evil. Kim Jong-il, Obama Bin Laden, Andy Rooney, Al Davis and Gadaffhi all dead in 2011. Five just enormous assholes.
Harry Morgan dead at 96. Four points hardly seems worth it? I guess you gotta take what you can get.
May 8, 2012
Chip
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