Posts tagged ‘Television’

The Big Snip

I’m not usually a follower but sometimes when everyone is doing it, I have to jump on board.  I’ve never been an early adopter and will often even fight it.  For years I heard The Wire was the greatest show on TV but I didn’t want to cave in just because it was cool.  Well…  I shouldn’t have waited, that shit is mind bogglingly good.  Omar’s my homeboy.

This time the cool thing to do was get the snip.  I’d been toying around with the idea for years, I’m still a youngish guy, so why not?  I don’t need no kids.  Kids aren’t smart, they aren’t interesting, they have zero life experience, they never want to go to the bars and besides the regular naps we aren’t interested in any of the same things.  “You’re playing with Legos?  Sweet.  Those were cool thirty years ago loser.”  “The Wiggles… awesome.  Bon Iver got robbed at the Grammys.  Thoughts?  Oh, you don’t have any because you’re a kid.” “Want to go see Drive tonight, starts at 10? Oh that’s past your bed time.  Grow up wuss.”  (I’m joking of course…  I love all your kids even if they are rats.)

Decision made, no kids for me.  Let’s make it official.  Vasectomy.

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Pat Brice: Friends Of Barbaro Audio

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A Name That Makes People Light Up

Death Pool Update – Harry Morgan 1915-2011

Harry Morgan dead at 96.  Four points hardly seems worth it?  I guess you gotta take what you can get.

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Death Pool Update – Andy Rooney 1919-2011

That Mickey Rooney dude from 60 Minutes died over the weekend.  I’m sure going to miss all those hilarious things he used to say. 

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Pat Brice: Family Feud

You Can Play A Guitar But You Can’t Tuna Fish

I went to visit Felix a few years ago in Japan.  He shockingly speaks fluent Japanese so he could translate.  One day we were lying around watching TV and the greatest, show ever came on

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the lower case a-team

1.       Murdoch’s jacket is huge.
2.       Mr. T is really a white midget painted black.
3.       All of their short, little, stubby legs.
4.       Hannibal’s “Isn’t this a great group” shit eating grin.
5.       As best I can tell… Face is Asian.

Props to Yogi for submitting