I went to the Black Angels concert at The Metro last night with this chick Duck Face that I work with.  The background is that  on my 3rd day here she got a new puppy and wanted to show me pictures of it.  She gave me her iPhone and “accidentally” showed me a full frontal picture of herself.  Of course I asked her out ON THE SPOT.

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Went to Louisville for KY Gentleman’s birthday.  His wifey threw him a party in the back of this Mexican joint.  We were all just sipping margaritas and all of a sudden this guy in a Luchador costume runs in.  Not sure what was going on but that guy had a tight ass and a fantastic package if you ask me.  I’m not positive but he might have been a stripper because that old lady was grinding all over him.

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After being accused of looking like a terrorist by an Icelandair desk agent, I have no choice but to purchase a second full priced ticket to Iceland.  Felix, KY, Charlie and Sexy get on the Wednesday flight, I’ll spend the night in Boston and meet them in Reykjavik on Thursday.  I call Desire in Chicago, he breaks into my apartment, gets my passport and overnight’s it to me in Boston.

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