MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY. THIS IS A MEMOIR OF THAT SHIT.
Went to Louisville for KY Gentleman’s birthday. His wifey threw him a party in the back of this Mexican joint. We were all just sipping margaritas and all of a sudden this guy in a Luchador costume runs in. Not sure what was going on but that guy had a tight ass and a fantastic package if you ask me. I’m not positive but he might have been a stripper because that old lady was grinding all over him.
After being accused of looking like a terrorist by an Icelandair desk agent, I have no choice but to purchase a second full priced ticket to Iceland. Felix, KY, Charlie and Sexy get on the Wednesday flight, I’ll spend the night in Boston and meet them in Reykjavik on Thursday. I call Desire in Chicago, he breaks into my apartment, gets my passport and overnight’s it to me in Boston.
Every year for the first Friday of the NCAA Basketball tourney, me and all my scumbag friends will get together and watch the games. We skip work and get to the bar around 10am. Then we pretty much act all day like we are in still in college.
The day starts with an all-you-can-drink open bar and after 10 plus hours of drinking, it always ends exactly the way you think it does. We therefore refer to this Friday as “Black Friday.” This year Charlie decided to make the trip to Chicago for the annual debacle.
It was recently pointed out to me that this site has become the “Chelsea Meissner” homepage and I may want to mix it up. To that man I say “Go to hell!!!” Just kidding… I 90% agree, it was getting out of control. (Although Chelsea darling, if you are reading this, I promise it’s just a lie that I’m telling to appease the masses. It’s like the bartender who wont admit she has a boyfriend so she’ll get better tips. I got to make “the people” happy.)
So, my real girlfriend Christina Cha Cha Cha gets the headline picture this week… as promised… and DAMN does she deserve it! Look at those legs, those abs, that smile, those eyes and those ummmm…
Either way, Chipwrecks has definitely gotten out of control with Survivor lately. I have been insane busy (also just insane) and haven’t had time to write much else. But I promise I will soon. Thanks for staying a fan!
Anyways, heres Survivor 4/4. Love the title this week from CBS. Just Annihilate Them! Let us learn and let us do.
Real talk. Chelsea definitely knows what she is doing right now. Handcuffs? Happy birthday? I think we are legitimately having an online relationship.
May 8, 2012
Chip
