The Big House: Poop Story Of The Week
In 2007, I went to Ann Arbor with Smells to watch Michigan destroy Notre Dame. I love Notre Dame football and have always wanted to go to the Big House, Michigan’s Stadium. We got there on Friday night and did the usual campus drinking. We woke up Saturday morning, tailgated and headed into the stadium. When we got to our seats, I started feeling that “Uh oh” grumble down below.
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The First And Last Duck Face Date
I went to the Black Angels concert at The Metro last night with this chick Duck Face that I work with. The background is that on my 3rd day here she got a new puppy and wanted to show me pictures of it. She gave me her iPhone and “accidentally” showed me a full frontal picture of herself. Of course I asked her out ON THE SPOT.
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Chipslist – My Buddy Elroy
A few months ago I started posting stuff on Craigslist to get rid of some old junk. Well the people who were responding were free unintentional comedy, so i thought I would throw some bait on there and see what I could get.

