Posts tagged ‘Football’

The Big House: Poop Story Of The Week

In 2007, I went to Ann Arbor with Smells to watch Michigan destroy Notre Dame.  I love Notre Dame football and have always wanted to go to the Big House, Michigan’s Stadium.  We got there on Friday night and did the usual campus drinking.  We woke up Saturday morning, tailgated and headed into the stadium.  When we got to our seats, I started feeling that “Uh oh” grumble down below.

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Death Pool Update – Joe Paterno 1926-2012

Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?

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A Name That Makes People Light Up

Smells Like Fantasy Football – NFC North

The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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This division is one of the top divisions in the league.  With the Green Bay Packers looking absolutely unbeatable and the Detroit Lions having a dream-like season.  This division has two essential playoff locks.  Unless Matthew Stafford’s shoulder remembers that it is made of Jello, they will be in the playoffs.  The Chicago Bears are going to be in a seven team race for two playoff spots.  This was not a good year for the Bears to be mediocre.   I should rephrase that, bad year for the Bears to be normal.

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Pat Brice: Child Actors Vs. NFL Quarterbacks

“Child Actors Vs. NFL Quarterbacks” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

Smells Like Fantasy Footbal – NFC East

The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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I finally made it to the NFC.  It’s tough to find time to write all these fuckers when you have two children under two years old.  It’s unreal how much time those two little monsters of cuteness take up.  Plus the World Series is on,  college football every night, The Office, Survivor, multiple Jersey Shore reunion shows and a bevy of other unbelievable shows (Boardwalk EmpireDexter…)  I mean, how is a man supposed to find time to help with dinner, clean up, help with the whole children routine, watch all these shows and still get all fucked up before I ramble on about NFL football in these posts.  So without further ado…

The NFC East has been one of the most volatile divisions this year.  When you have four teams with absolutely crazy fan bases and three of the four teams with a legit shot at the division title going into the year, you have the recipe for a wild year.  The Philadelphia Eagles, New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys, have each been the favorite to win the division at some point this year.  This weekend, the Eagles and Cowboys play each other.  The winner will have the inside track to the division title.  One thing I promise is that either Michael Vick or Tony Romo will make a bonehead play this weekend and ESPN won’t shut the fuck up about it for at least three days.

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Smells Like Fantasy Football – AFC South

The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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They should rename this division the AFC Peyton.  Peyton Manning has absolutely owned this league for pretty much his entire career.  It’s very similar to Tiger Woods’ run on the PGA Tour.  Everyone else has been playing for second.  I would like to see the Indianapolis Colts name Manning their Offensive Coordinator for the rest of his career.  Just amazing to watch two of these AFC South teams on prime time this past Sunday and Monday play completely different games.  Indy rolled over to the New Orleans Saints and the Jacksonville Jaguars played their asses off like it mattered (which it doesn’t for them).  I get extremely vexed by that discrepancy in effort.   It vexes me very much.

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