Posts tagged ‘Desire’

John Jefferson Wayne

Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas.  A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.


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We’ll Take The Hatchet

I was home watching the original Winter Classic this weekend… Christmas VacationThe scene at the beginning, when the Griswolds go to cut down their Christmas tree, reminded me of the holiday joy in college.  Our junior year at UD we decided to “decorate” the house.

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Poop Burger: Poop Story Of The Week

On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch.  I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.

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Blob The Bartender – Hotel! Motel!

At UD I bartended at this biker/dive bar just off campus with Felix, Charlie, Desire, Fatoo and Donger.  I was a 21-year-old freshman so pretty much the only student that should have been in there.  Good thing that this fat dipshit hillbilly named Blob ran the place and let any 15-year-old with a library card into the joint.

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