MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
The population of Iceland is about 300,000 people, about the size of Corpus Christi, Texas. I’ve decided there are multiple reasons the population is so low…. The obvious reason is it’s cold as balls but my research shows that is not the only reason. It is also the most dangerous place on the planet.
After being accused of looking like a terrorist by an Icelandair desk agent, I have no choice but to purchase a second full priced ticket to Iceland. Felix, KY, Charlie and Sexy get on the Wednesday flight, I’ll spend the night in Boston and meet them in Reykjavik on Thursday. I call Desire in Chicago, he breaks into my apartment, gets my passport and overnight’s it to me in Boston.
A few years ago Felix, Charlie, their buddy Sexy, KY and I took our annual guys trip, this year we went to Iceland. What better way to escape the Chicago winters than by heading to ICELand in February, the unofficial home of hot chicks, 36 ounce beers, geysers, the Blue Lagoon and elves. (Seriously the Icelandic people think there are elves living in their yards.)
Like a typical college student, while I was at UD I never had any cash. So what did we do when we did have cash? We rubbed shit all over it.
These are actual pictures taken from a dating website I’m on. There’s about a million different things that girls post that drives me mental. It’s not exclusive to these specific girls below. These are generalizations… so don’t go feeling all bad for them. I assure you, there is plenty more crazy where this came from.
More Craigslist bait… this time I am trying to get rid of my iPhone because I want to “Get off the grid.”
Again, if you have any ideas for stuff I can pawn on Craigslist or services i can request please send them in.
I had my knee operated on last week from a hoops injury earlier in the summer. Instead of going the route of “traditional healing” I felt the need for something more. Thankfully I was listening to the Howard Stern Show a few weeks ago and Howard’s sidekick, Robin, went to visit Braco The Gazer. Braco is a pseudopsychic who heals people by gazing at them…. Who am I kidding? This whack job fucking stares at a room full of lunatics for 5 minutes and people pay $8 to to go see this shit. I could not think of a better way to spend my Saturday afternoon!
April 30, 2012
Chip
chipwrecks 