Posts from the ‘Chip’s Antics’ Category

Chipslist – Off The Grid


More Craigslist bait… this time I am trying to get rid of my iPhone because I want to “Get off the grid.”  

Again, if you have any ideas for stuff I can pawn on Craigslist or services i can request please send them in.

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Braco The Gazer

I had my knee operated on last week from a hoops injury earlier in the summer.  Instead of going the route of “traditional healing” I felt the need for something more.  Thankfully I was listening to the Howard Stern Show a few weeks ago and Howard’s sidekick, Robin, went to visit Braco The Gazer.  Braco is a pseudopsychic who heals people by gazing at them….  Who am I kidding?  This whack job fucking stares at a room full of lunatics for 5 minutes and people pay $8 to to go see this shit.  I could not think of a better way to spend my Saturday afternoon!

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Chipslist – The Kleenex Box

This lady was selling a box of K’Nex for $12 on Craigslist.  To be honest I had no idea what K’Nex were when I e-mailed her the first time.  They are a kids toy that is kinda like Lincoln Logs.  So, like Barry Sanders, I saw an opening and I took it.

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Chipslist – The Long Driver

Craigslist bait… Selling a golf club to some guy.

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Radiohead Puts Me To Sleep

I have since changed my tune on Radiohead but in 2008 I wasn’t a believer in their hype.  I thought they were playing crap music and trying to pass it off as art.  Smells insisted I was insane and told me I had to check them out at Lollapalooza.  Fine, what’s the worst that can happen?.

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Special Sauce

I signed up for the Army right after high school but my reporting date wasn’t until November so I had a few months to kill.  I got a few jobs to make some quick loot and because my dad wouldn’t let me just dick around the house all day riding my skateboard.

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Chipslist – Sexy Scale

More Craigslist bait… Here I’m trying to sell a scale to a “skinny chick.” 

To be 100% clear on these posts…  I’m joking on these exchanges.  It is PURELY for comedys sake.  I don’t think 100 pounds is fat.  110 pounds is obviously fat.     

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