Death Pool Update – Gary Carter 1954-2012
Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.
February 16, 2012
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Death Pool Update – Whitney Houston 1963-2012
Breaking News! Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke? Am I the first one leaking this on the internet? Apparently she loved Coke.
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Candy Bar Challenge Week 8 – Clark
Clark (New England Confectionery) = 270 calories – Ingredients: I’m not sure of the exact ingredients. All I know is that this bar is a saint with children and a genius with food additives and it was… Clark!
I screwed up and completely forgot the Chunky and went straight for the Clark. It’s not that I don’t know the alphabet, I just took the wrong snack from my Fortress of Solitude.
For this week, I thought, why don’t we just forget the Candy Challenge itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people? Then I decided, we’re not normal people. We’re Chipwrecks.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 7 – Charleston Chew
Charleston Chew (Tootsie Roll) = 230 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Vanilla Nougat
A week late… Last week was busy and I never got around to reviewing this turd.
When I first saw the Charleston Chew on the shelf my interest was piqued. It has a nostalgic trip down memory lane old school feel with a yellow wrapper and blue bubble lettering. A bit of a fancy highfalutin treat that your grandparents most likely enjoyed during the bible beating 10’s.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 6 – Caramello
Caramello (Hershey Cadbury) = 360 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Creamy Caramel
Carmelo Anthony… It’s a bit of a stretch but it’s also the best I can do. And… I realize I’m going bald, so save your comments.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 5 – Butterfinger
Butterfinger (Nestle) = 270 calories – Ingredients: Crispy Crunchy Peanut Buttery
True story: I have never watched a full episode of the Simpsons. Mature adults don’t watch cartoons.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 4 – Bounty
Bounty (Mars) = 270 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Coconut
“What is hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C and ends with a T?” “A coconut.”
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