MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
Caramello (Hershey Cadbury) = 360 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Creamy Caramel
Carmelo Anthony… It’s a bit of a stretch but it’s also the best I can do. And… I realize I’m going bald, so save your comments.
Butterfinger (Nestle) = 270 calories – Ingredients: Crispy Crunchy Peanut Buttery
True story: I have never watched a full episode of the Simpsons. Mature adults don’t watch cartoons.
Bounty (Mars) = 270 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Coconut
“What is hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C and ends with a T?” “A coconut.”
Bit-O-Honey (Nestle) = 190 calories – Ingredients: ?
Who even knew that Bit-O-Honey was still on the shelves? The last time I had a Bit-O-Honey she rubbing her knee in my crotch at Diamonds Caberet.
Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas. A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.
Baby Ruth (Nestle) = 280 calories – Ingredients: Chocolate, Peanuts, Caramel and Nougat, whatever that is.
Almond Joy (Hershey Peter Paul) = 220 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Coconut and 4 Tiny Almonds
“What is 6 inches long, brown, has 2 nuts and makes a girl scream?” “An Almond Joy”
I signed up for the Army right after high school but my reporting date wasn’t until November so I had a few months to kill. I got a few jobs to make some quick loot and because my dad wouldn’t let me just dick around the house all day riding my skateboard.
February 6, 2012
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