Posts tagged ‘Video’

My Favorite Things: #9 Nic Cage

Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage, a true master of the arts.  Thank Zeus’s BUTTHOLE that he beat Sean Penn for Dead Man Walking to win his Academy Award.  That would have been more disgusting than the classic Shakespeare in Love beating that piece of shit arthouse flick Saving Private Ryan

When this dude is in a movie I don’t walk to see him, I light myself on fire and run like a wild maniac to see him.  Guy can eat a peach for hours.

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Candy Bar Challenge Week 8 – Clark

Clark (New England Confectionery) = 270 calories – Ingredients: I’m not sure of the exact ingredients. All I know is that this bar is a saint with children and a genius with food additives and it was… Clark!

I screwed up and completely forgot the Chunky and went straight for the Clark. It’s not that I don’t know the alphabet, I just took the wrong snack from my Fortress of Solitude.

For this week, I thought, why don’t we just forget the Candy Challenge itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people? Then I decided, we’re not normal people. We’re Chipwrecks.

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Candy Bar Challenge Week 7 – Charleston Chew

Charleston Chew (Tootsie Roll) = 230 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Vanilla Nougat

A week late… Last week was busy and I never got around to reviewing this turd.

When I first saw the Charleston Chew on the shelf my interest was piqued. It has a nostalgic trip down memory lane old school feel with a yellow wrapper and blue bubble lettering. A bit of a fancy highfalutin treat that your grandparents most likely enjoyed during the bible beating 10’s.

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VOTE: Best Story Of 2011

What was your favorite Chipwrecks story of 2011?

VOTE BELOW

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Pat Brice: Charity Drinking Events

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2011 NBA Champion Intro Video! – All Of The Lights

Check out the Miami Heat’s game introduction video.  After beating Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks for the first of their seven NBA titles, they absolutely should have this flashy video. 

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