This is how food is meant to be eaten.  Who has time to sit down and eat a meal in 2011?  This isn’t 1950, where people actually sit down for dinner any more?  Why sit down and eat a plate of ribs, when you can walk and eat on your way to your workout.  Then, just wipe your face on your sleeve.  You don’t see animals eating their meals in one place do you?  Do we think we are so much better than them?  I think it would be a good idea to just strap a feed bag around your head so you can chow down at all times.

Pranks wars were a daily game for us at UD.  If we’d spent half the energy on school as we did on finding ways to fuck with people, we may have all graduated.

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For my first bachelor party me and 11 of my buddies went to Hilton Head Island.  We played some golf, hit the strip clubs, drank some beers, told some lies and woke up early for a shark fishing trip…  It ended up being a trip of firsts.

First time I ever caught a shark.
First time I ever held a shark.
First time I screamed like a bitch and threw a shark back in the water.

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I played lacrosse all through high school.  It was a relatively new sport in the U.S. back then so it didn’t take much to be pretty decent at it.  My senior year I was co-captain along with my buddy SS.  There was this select camp at Syracuse every year, we went to before our senior year.  It was kind of a big deal to get selected to go, as am I.

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