Is this guy even for real?  In addition to blowing my fantasy week, Ryan Fitzpatrick wears his wedding ring on the field?  During the game?  We’re not talkin bout practice…  We’re talkin bout the game.  This isn’t Reggie Roby sporting a watch  and punting during the game, this is a starting quarterback in the NFL.  Is there a bigger sign of being whipped than wearing your wedding ring on the field in the NFL?  I blame that wedding ring for at least two incompletions.  Dude, you went to Harvard, go be a lawyer or something where it’s not so weird for you to sport that bling.

Ahh…. The savory smell of popcorn in the afternoon.

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I went to a friend’s wedding a few years ago on the east coast.  Pretty standard wedding, with nothing epic to report from the reception itself.  However, the phone call I got a few days after the wedding was fairly noteworthy.

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“R. Kelly is MLK” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

This dude in Britain cheated in some stupid marathon they had across the pond last weekend.

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At work the day after Lollapalooza, I accidentally popped a huge zit in the middle of my back by leaning against the back of my chair  It must have been from the steroids?  I didn’t realize I did it so I had blood all over the back of my white shirt.

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After college I did the backpack around Europe by myself thing.  Which essentially turned into the get blasted and stumble around Europe by myself thing.  I made a brief stop to my birthplace (near my birthplace) of Munich, Germany to check out the beer halls and chug some Bitburger.

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