Posts tagged ‘Smells’

Smells Like Fantasy Football – AFC North

The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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This is the year for the Baltimore Ravens.  Eveything has fallen into place for them to get a top two seed in the AFC.  Their schedule is very favorable.  They are 4-1 and they have six pretty much guaranteed wins left on their schedule (@JAX, ARI, @SEA, CIN, IND, CLE).  That doesn’t even count @CLE, @CIN, SF (three more games they will be favored in by at least three points).  Welcome to 13-3.  Plus Ray Lewis’ steroids seem to be working great on Ed Reed this year.  

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Death Pool Update – Muammar Gaddafi 1942-2011

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Smells Like Fantasy Football – AFC East

The go-to guy in my crew for all things football. Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in. Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown. (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football) Take a look.

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The AFC East continues to belong to the New England Patriots who seem to mix it up every year and find new ways to win. The New York Jets are a huge disappointment, mainly because Mark Sanchez sucks. The Buffalo Bills have a nice offense, and I am glad that they are actually competitive this year. There has been speculation over the last couple years that Buffalo will lose its team, and they would move it to a much less deserving city like Los Angeles. On a scale of 1-10, L.A. is a 1 in sports fans. Talk about people who just don’t give a fuck about sports. People in Buffalo live and die by the Bills and Sabres. They still pack the Bills’ stadium when the team sucks and it’s the insanely cold outside. The Miami Dolphins have cool uniforms.

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There’s A Fire In My Pants

 

Smells, Policy and I went to an Irish bar here in Chicago last weekend.  We cozied up to a table next to the window, had a few beers and threw back more than a few shots of Tuaca.  After about at least four hours of “blades and bows” and “learn and do,” Policy asked “Is something burning?”

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Death Pool Update – Al Davis 1929-2011

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Death Pool Update – Steve Jobs 1955-2011

Way to kick this thing off right!  Heaven got a little smarter yesterday… and my squad took a 44 point lead.

This is video of me in my living room last night when I heard the news.    VIDEO

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Death Pool – 2011-12 Draft Results

This is the 4th year of the Celebrity Death Pool conducted with my friends. The “season” runs until July 4, 2012.

Past champions:
2010-11: Smells
2009-10: F Jimmy
2008-09: Felix Ackman 

Rules:
1. Subtract the person’s age from 100 when they die.  Ex: 100 – 74 years old = 24 Points
2. They must have a Wikipedia page. (You can’t pick your aunt Tess)
3. They must be human.
4. They can’t be on death row at the time of the draft.
5. At the end of one year the winner receives a $20 nonsense gift from each person in the league.

I’ll keep this updated as some of these people hopefully start to kick the bucket.

Results from this years draft are below:

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