MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
With art, saying too much can ruin the beauty of what you are experiencing. You must see the art first, then after you’ve taken in a masterpiece, you form your own interpretation of what you’ve just seen.
The attached piece of literature is one of these rare works of genius. Please read the attached document first and only then move to the comments below for an explanation. Without further ado, I present:
The go-to guy in my crew for all things football. Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in. Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown. (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football) Take a look.
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I finally made it to the NFC. It’s tough to find time to write all these fuckers when you have two children under two years old. It’s unreal how much time those two little monsters of cuteness take up. Plus the World Series is on, college football every night, The Office, Survivor, multiple Jersey Shore reunion shows and a bevy of other unbelievable shows (Boardwalk Empire, Dexter…) I mean, how is a man supposed to find time to help with dinner, clean up, help with the whole children routine, watch all these shows and still get all fucked up before I ramble on about NFL football in these posts. So without further ado…
The NFC East has been one of the most volatile divisions this year. When you have four teams with absolutely crazy fan bases and three of the four teams with a legit shot at the division title going into the year, you have the recipe for a wild year. The Philadelphia Eagles, New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys, have each been the favorite to win the division at some point this year. This weekend, the Eagles and Cowboys play each other. The winner will have the inside track to the division title. One thing I promise is that either Michael Vick or Tony Romo will make a bonehead play this weekend and ESPN won’t shut the fuck up about it for at least three days.
The go-to guy in my crew for all things football. Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in. Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown. (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football) Take a look.
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They should rename this division the AFC Peyton. Peyton Manning has absolutely owned this league for pretty much his entire career. It’s very similar to Tiger Woods’ run on the PGA Tour. Everyone else has been playing for second. I would like to see the Indianapolis Colts name Manning their Offensive Coordinator for the rest of his career. Just amazing to watch two of these AFC South teams on prime time this past Sunday and Monday play completely different games. Indy rolled over to the New Orleans Saints and the Jacksonville Jaguars played their asses off like it mattered (which it doesn’t for them). I get extremely vexed by that discrepancy in effort. It vexes me very much.
Incidentally, Smells is looking to hire a new intern. Please reach out to him directly or forward to anyone you think may be qualified.
Smells works downtown as a trader and from what I can tell, he does well for himself. A few years ago, he decided he needed an intern to help cover his “workload.” So, after some extensive planning, (he did nothing) he decided to reach out to the students at Northwestern and The University of Chicago, two of the most prestigious schools in America.
The go-to guy in my crew for all things football. Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in. Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown. (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football) Take a look.
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The AFC West has belonged to the San Diego Chargers for a while now. Norv Turner has been coaching them right out of the playoffs in each of those years. I think we are starting to see a changing of the guard. Last year the Oakland Raiders swept the division, and the Kansas City Chiefs showed some life. Injuries have ruined KC’s chances this year but I believe they have a solid base to be competitive in the future. Right now, the Raiders are competitive. They will be putting pressure on the Chargers all year. Should make for an interesting playoff chase in the West this year.
The go-to guy in my crew for all things football. Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in. Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown. (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football) Take a look.
chip 
This is the year for the Baltimore Ravens. Eveything has fallen into place for them to get a top two seed in the AFC. Their schedule is very favorable. They are 4-1 and they have six pretty much guaranteed wins left on their schedule (@JAX, ARI, @SEA, CIN, IND, CLE). That doesn’t even count @CLE, @CIN, SF (three more games they will be favored in by at least three points). Welcome to 13-3. Plus Ray Lewis’ steroids seem to be working great on Ed Reed this year.
November 1, 2011
Chip
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