MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
WordPress keeps track of what terms people are searching to randomly find your site. This is the list of todays search terms that are redirecting people to Chipwrecks… “Chelsea Survivor Butt Shots” getting tons of action with a mix of “Kid Rock’s Midget Friend”
Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage, a true master of the arts. Thank Zeus’s BUTTHOLE that he beat Sean Penn for Dead Man Walking to win his Academy Award. That would have been more disgusting than the classic Shakespeare in Love beating that piece of shit arthouse flick Saving Private Ryan.
When this dude is in a movie I don’t walk to see him, I light myself on fire and run like a wild maniac to see him. Guy can eat a peach for hours.
Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.
Breaking News! Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke? Am I the first one leaking this on the internet? Apparently she loved Coke.
Clark (New England Confectionery) = 270 calories – Ingredients: I’m not sure of the exact ingredients. All I know is that this bar is a saint with children and a genius with food additives and it was… Clark!
I screwed up and completely forgot the Chunky and went straight for the Clark. It’s not that I don’t know the alphabet, I just took the wrong snack from my Fortress of Solitude.
For this week, I thought, why don’t we just forget the Candy Challenge itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people? Then I decided, we’re not normal people. We’re Chipwrecks.
March 22, 2012
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