MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
I have since changed my tune on Radiohead but in 2008 I wasn’t a believer in their hype. I thought they were playing crap music and trying to pass it off as art. Smells insisted I was insane and told me I had to check them out at Lollapalooza. Fine, what’s the worst that can happen?.
WordPress keeps track of what terms people are searching to randomly find your site. This is the list of todays search terms that are redirecting people to Chipwrecks… “Chelsea Survivor Butt Shots” getting tons of action with a mix of “Kid Rock’s Midget Friend”
Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage, a true master of the arts. Thank Zeus’s BUTTHOLE that he beat Sean Penn for Dead Man Walking to win his Academy Award. That would have been more disgusting than the classic Shakespeare in Love beating that piece of shit arthouse flick Saving Private Ryan.
When this dude is in a movie I don’t walk to see him, I light myself on fire and run like a wild maniac to see him. Guy can eat a peach for hours.
Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.
Breaking News! Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke? Am I the first one leaking this on the internet? Apparently she loved Coke.
March 30, 2012
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