The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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I finally made it to the NFC.  It’s tough to find time to write all these fuckers when you have two children under two years old.  It’s unreal how much time those two little monsters of cuteness take up.  Plus the World Series is on,  college football every night, The Office, Survivor, multiple Jersey Shore reunion shows and a bevy of other unbelievable shows (Boardwalk Empire, Dexter…)  I mean, how is a man supposed to find time to help with dinner, clean up, help with the whole children routine, watch all these shows and still get all fucked up before I ramble on about NFL football in these posts.  So without further ado…

The NFC East has been one of the most volatile divisions this year.  When you have four teams with absolutely crazy fan bases and three of the four teams with a legit shot at the division title going into the year, you have the recipe for a wild year.  The Philadelphia Eagles, New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys, have each been the favorite to win the division at some point this year.  This weekend, the Eagles and Cowboys play each other.  The winner will have the inside track to the division title.  One thing I promise is that either Michael Vick or Tony Romo will make a bonehead play this weekend and ESPN won’t shut the fuck up about it for at least three days.

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On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch.  I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.

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The go-to guy in my crew for all things football.  Smells dominates every fantasy league he is in.  Here he gives us his update on the state of the NFL with a division by division breakdown.  (Real Life = On the Field – Make Believe = Fantasy Football)  Take a look.

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They should rename this division the AFC Peyton.  Peyton Manning has absolutely owned this league for pretty much his entire career.  It’s very similar to Tiger Woods’ run on the PGA Tour.  Everyone else has been playing for second.  I would like to see the Indianapolis Colts name Manning their Offensive Coordinator for the rest of his career.  Just amazing to watch two of these AFC South teams on prime time this past Sunday and Monday play completely different games.  Indy rolled over to the New Orleans Saints and the Jacksonville Jaguars played their asses off like it mattered (which it doesn’t for them).  I get extremely vexed by that discrepancy in effort.   It vexes me very much.

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Three is such the perfect amount for an appetizer.  The majority of people who go to restaurants are in groups of three so it only makes sense to serve appetizers in three’s.

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Our senior year at UD, The Donger brought to school a stuffed boar’s head trophy from his fathers basement.  He gave us a speech about how important this thing was to his dad, that he had stolen it and that we couldn’t fuck it up or his dad would be furious.  So…we hung it in the most high traffic room of the house.

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I went to visit Felix a few years ago in Japan.  He shockingly speaks fluent Japanese so he could translate.  One day we were lying around watching TV and the greatest, show ever came on

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