I went to a friend’s wedding a few years ago on the east coast.  Pretty standard wedding, with nothing epic to report from the reception itself.  However, the phone call I got a few days after the wedding was fairly noteworthy.

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“R. Kelly is MLK” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

This dude in Britain cheated in some stupid marathon they had across the pond last weekend.

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At work the day after Lollapalooza, I accidentally popped a huge zit in the middle of my back by leaning against the back of my chair  It must have been from the steroids?  I didn’t realize I did it so I had blood all over the back of my white shirt.

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After college I did the backpack around Europe by myself thing.  Which essentially turned into the get blasted and stumble around Europe by myself thing.  I made a brief stop to my birthplace (near my birthplace) of Munich, Germany to check out the beer halls and chug some Bitburger.

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I’m sure from the title you thought this would be a post about some Mexican food I enjoyed for lunch and then pooped my pants… well it isn’t.  It is an update on my locker room experiences with the Mexican cleaning/”hanging out in the mens locker room” ladies.  Every time I go to work out they are just maxin’ in the mens locker room.

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We’ve got to do something about this guy. I initially didn’t know how bad it was, but this is getting serious. If we don’t take a stand right now, this son of a bitch just might have the nerve to release Clerks III.

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Why is Snooki taking a dump on stage in this picture?

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