We’ve got to do something about this guy. I initially didn’t know how bad it was, but this is getting serious. If we don’t take a stand right now, this son of a bitch just might have the nerve to release Clerks III.

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Why is Snooki taking a dump on stage in this picture?

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One of my life mantras is “The More The Better.”   Why would I want to dry my hands with one large paper towel when I could use like five or six miniature towels at a time.  Plus, silver lining, I’m getting tons of extra exercise while I’m pumping this slot machine arm for 3 inches of paper at a time.

In 1999 I proudly walked in the  “Million Man March Against the Hand-Crank Towel Dispensers.”  It was time they made those things electric!  I remember the outcry from the media against the hand-cranked machines, due to the years of oppression we were subjected to living under.  Being forced to use brute human strength to crank those archaic machines for a towel, simply to dry our freshly cleansed hands.

I only wish the new electric sensors didn’t work all the time.  Seems like it would be fun to stand there waving my arms around like an idiot, hoping a tiny piece of paper might possibly come out.

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I didn’t think clones could reproduce.   Choking hazard?  Small parts? Is this really appropriate for children under 18?

1.       Murdoch’s jacket is huge.
2.       Mr. T is really a white midget painted black.
3.       All of their short, little, stubby legs.
4.       Hannibal’s “Isn’t this a great group” shit eating grin.
5.       As best I can tell… Face is Asian.

Props to Yogi for submitting

The origins of this game are believed to date back to the Samurai.

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