MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
After college I did the backpack around Europe by myself thing. Which essentially turned into the get blasted and stumble around Europe by myself thing. I made a brief stop to my birthplace (near my birthplace) of Munich, Germany to check out the beer halls and chug some Bitburger.
I’m sure from the title you thought this would be a post about some Mexican food I enjoyed for lunch and then pooped my pants… well it isn’t. It is an update on my locker room experiences with the Mexican cleaning/”hanging out in the mens locker room” ladies. Every time I go to work out they are just maxin’ in the mens locker room.
We’ve got to do something about this guy. I initially didn’t know how bad it was, but this is getting serious. If we don’t take a stand right now, this son of a bitch just might have the nerve to release Clerks III.
Why is Snooki taking a dump on stage in this picture?
One of my life mantras is “The More The Better.” Why would I want to dry my hands with one large paper towel when I could use like five or six miniature towels at a time. Plus, silver lining, I’m getting tons of extra exercise while I’m pumping this slot machine arm for 3 inches of paper at a time.
In 1999 I proudly walked in the “Million Man March Against the Hand-Crank Towel Dispensers.” It was time they made those things electric! I remember the outcry from the media against the hand-cranked machines, due to the years of oppression we were subjected to living under. Being forced to use brute human strength to crank those archaic machines for a towel, simply to dry our freshly cleansed hands.
I only wish the new electric sensors didn’t work all the time. Seems like it would be fun to stand there waving my arms around like an idiot, hoping a tiny piece of paper might possibly come out.
I didn’t think clones could reproduce. Choking hazard? Small parts? Is this really appropriate for children under 18?
1. Murdoch’s jacket is huge.
2. Mr. T is really a white midget painted black.
3. All of their short, little, stubby legs.
4. Hannibal’s “Isn’t this a great group” shit eating grin.
5. As best I can tell… Face is Asian.
Props to Yogi for submitting
October 11, 2011
Chip
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