March 13, 2012
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My Favorite Things: #9 Nic Cage
Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage, a true master of the arts. Thank Zeus’s BUTTHOLE that he beat Sean Penn for Dead Man Walking to win his Academy Award. That would have been more disgusting than the classic Shakespeare in Love beating that piece of shit arthouse flick Saving Private Ryan.
When this dude is in a movie I don’t walk to see him, I light myself on fire and run like a wild maniac to see him. Guy can eat a peach for hours.
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Death Pool Update – Gary Carter 1954-2012
Not much to say here, besides anyone that can survive in the Montreal Expos organization for that long has to be a hell of a guy.
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Death Pool Update – Whitney Houston 1963-2012
Breaking News! Bobby Brown’s ex-wife is dead from Coke? Am I the first one leaking this on the internet? Apparently she loved Coke.
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Candy Bar Challenge Week 8 – Clark
Clark (New England Confectionery) = 270 calories – Ingredients: I’m not sure of the exact ingredients. All I know is that this bar is a saint with children and a genius with food additives and it was… Clark!
I screwed up and completely forgot the Chunky and went straight for the Clark. It’s not that I don’t know the alphabet, I just took the wrong snack from my Fortress of Solitude.
For this week, I thought, why don’t we just forget the Candy Challenge itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people? Then I decided, we’re not normal people. We’re Chipwrecks.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 7 – Charleston Chew
Charleston Chew (Tootsie Roll) = 230 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Vanilla Nougat
A week late… Last week was busy and I never got around to reviewing this turd.
When I first saw the Charleston Chew on the shelf my interest was piqued. It has a nostalgic trip down memory lane old school feel with a yellow wrapper and blue bubble lettering. A bit of a fancy highfalutin treat that your grandparents most likely enjoyed during the bible beating 10’s.
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