Candy Bar Challenge Week 1 – Almond Joy
Almond Joy (Hershey Peter Paul) = 220 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Coconut and 4 Tiny Almonds
“What is 6 inches long, brown, has 2 nuts and makes a girl scream?” “An Almond Joy”
February 1, 2012
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Special Sauce
I signed up for the Army right after high school but my reporting date wasn’t until November so I had a few months to kill. I got a few jobs to make some quick loot and because my dad wouldn’t let me just dick around the house all day riding my skateboard.
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Chipslist – Sexy Scale
More Craigslist bait… Here I’m trying to sell a scale to a “skinny chick.”
To be 100% clear on these posts… I’m joking on these exchanges. It is PURELY for comedys sake. I don’t think 100 pounds is fat. 110 pounds is obviously fat.
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Death Pool Update – Joe Paterno 1926-2012
Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?
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Pat Brice: The Rest Of The World Is Right
Soccer is amazing. I have always been one of the typical American nay-sayers, but no longer my friends. I am hoooooked. Can’t get me enough futbol. Did you guys catch that World Cup? Oh my. That soccer is one mesmerizing, inspiring, absurd little sport.
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