Poop Dollar: Poop Story of the Week
Like a typical college student, while I was at UD I never had any cash. So what did we do when we did have cash? We rubbed shit all over it.
MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
Like a typical college student, while I was at UD I never had any cash. So what did we do when we did have cash? We rubbed shit all over it.
I had my knee operated on last week from a hoops injury earlier in the summer. Instead of going the route of “traditional healing” I felt the need for something more. Thankfully I was listening to the Howard Stern Show a few weeks ago and Howard’s sidekick, Robin, went to visit Braco The Gazer. Braco is a pseudopsychic who heals people by gazing at them…. Who am I kidding? This whack job fucking stares at a room full of lunatics for 5 minutes and people pay $8 to to go see this shit. I could not think of a better way to spend my Saturday afternoon!
I wanted to start 2012 off BIG and no one I know is bigger than the KY Gentleman… if you know what I mean. He’s pretty sly for a white guy but you don’t get the nickname KY just because you’re from Kentucky. You get the nickname KY when KY is required. (In some circles he is also known as the Coke can.)
I have since changed my tune on Radiohead but in 2008 I wasn’t a believer in their hype. I thought they were playing crap music and trying to pass it off as art. Smells insisted I was insane and told me I had to check them out at Lollapalooza. Fine, what’s the worst that can happen?.
Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas. A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.
While I was on my Far East visit to see Felix in Japan, needless to say, we spent far too much time pouring sake down our throats. He was living there teaching conversational English to Japanese business people and when I was in town, his students wanted to take the round-eyed American to dinner.