Is this guy even for real?  In addition to blowing my fantasy week, Ryan Fitzpatrick wears his wedding ring on the field?  During the game?  We’re not talkin bout practice…  We’re talkin bout the game.  This isn’t Reggie Roby sporting a watch  and punting during the game, this is a starting quarterback in the NFL.  Is there a bigger sign of being whipped than wearing your wedding ring on the field in the NFL?  I blame that wedding ring for at least two incompletions.  Dude, you went to Harvard, go be a lawyer or something where it’s not so weird for you to sport that bling.

This dude in Britain cheated in some stupid marathon they had across the pond last weekend.

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After spring break, senior year at Dayton, Spice came back to school from New York and brought with him some big ass Italian sub from a deli in NYC.   We went to the bar and he did not stop yapping about this fucking sub.  “It’s the best sub in the city….  I grew up on these subs… My Dad went to this place when he was a kid…  I can’t wait to go home tonight and eat that sandwich….”  As he said this, I looked at Felix’s face and knew that Spice was never seeing one bite of that sandwich.

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I just don’t see how referring to someone as a “future” hall of famer could possibly jinx their career?  If someone has even a decent career we should call him a “future hall of famer,” it’s just a nice way to thank them for trying so hard.  It really isn’t fair that everyone can’t be in the Hall Of Fame.  If they can’t be in their actual Hall Of Fame, maybe we should open a Hall Of Very Good or a Hall Of He Tried Real Hard?

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I played lacrosse all through high school.  It was a relatively new sport in the U.S. back then so it didn’t take much to be pretty decent at it.  My senior year I was co-captain along with my buddy SS.  There was this select camp at Syracuse every year, we went to before our senior year.  It was kind of a big deal to get selected to go, as am I.

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