Posts from the ‘My Friend’s Antics’ Category

The Kid Rock Midget

My passion for the Kid Rock country rap genre has never been disputed. (sarcasm) So in 2009 I went to the HullabaLOU Music Festival, at Churchill Downs, in Louisville, with the KY Gentleman and his Wifey who was 4 months pregnant. The concert went as expected; the American Bad Ass literally rocked our asses off our bodies.

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Pat Brice: Child Actors Vs. NFL Quarterbacks

“Child Actors Vs. NFL Quarterbacks” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

Pat Brice: Family Feud

Poop Burger: Poop Story Of The Week

On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch.  I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.

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Boar’s Head

Our senior year at UD, The Donger brought to school a stuffed boar’s head trophy from his fathers basement.  He gave us a speech about how important this thing was to his dad, that he had stolen it and that we couldn’t fuck it up or his dad would be furious.  So…we hung it in the most high traffic room of the house.

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Pat Brice: Phil Spector Is Too Short For Murder

“Phil Spector Is Too Short For Murder” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

Job Posting

Incidentally, Smells is looking to hire a new intern.  Please reach out to him directly or forward to anyone you think may be qualified.

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Cash Money!

Smells works downtown as a trader and from what I can tell, he does well for himself.  A few years ago, he decided he needed an intern to help cover his “workload.”  So, after some extensive planning, (he did nothing) he decided to reach out to the students at Northwestern and The University of Chicago, two of the most prestigious schools in America.

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