MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas. A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.
Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?
It was a great year to rid the world of evil. Kim Jong-il, Obama Bin Laden, Andy Rooney, Al Davis and Gadaffhi all dead in 2011. Five just enormous assholes.
Harry Morgan dead at 96. Four points hardly seems worth it? I guess you gotta take what you can get.
While I was on my Far East visit to see Felix in Japan, needless to say, we spent far too much time pouring sake down our throats. He was living there teaching conversational English to Japanese business people and when I was in town, his students wanted to take the round-eyed American to dinner.
That Mickey Rooney dude from 60 Minutes died over the weekend. I’m sure going to miss all those hilarious things he used to say.
On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch. I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.
February 2, 2012
Chip
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