Candy Bar Challenge Week 3 – Bit-O-Honey

Bit-O-Honey (Nestle) = 190 calories – Ingredients: ?

Who even knew that Bit-O-Honey was still on the shelves? The last time I had a Bit-O-Honey she rubbing her knee in my crotch at Diamonds Caberet.

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John Jefferson Wayne

Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas.  A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.

 

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Candy Bar Challenge Week 2 – Baby Ruth

Baby Ruth (Nestle) = 280 calories – Ingredients: Chocolate, Peanuts, Caramel and Nougat, whatever that is.

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Candy Bar Challenge Week 1 – Almond Joy

Almond Joy (Hershey Peter Paul) = 220 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Coconut and 4 Tiny Almonds

“What is 6 inches long, brown, has 2 nuts and makes a girl scream?” “An Almond Joy”

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Special Sauce

I signed up for the Army right after high school but my reporting date wasn’t until November so I had a few months to kill.  I got a few jobs to make some quick loot and because my dad wouldn’t let me just dick around the house all day riding my skateboard.

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Chipslist – Sexy Scale

More Craigslist bait… Here I’m trying to sell a scale to a “skinny chick.” 

To be 100% clear on these posts…  I’m joking on these exchanges.  It is PURELY for comedys sake.  I don’t think 100 pounds is fat.  110 pounds is obviously fat.     

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Death Pool Update – Joe Paterno 1926-2012

Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?

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Pat Brice: The Rest Of The World Is Right

Soccer is amazing. I have always been one of the typical American nay-sayers, but no longer my friends. I am hoooooked. Can’t get me enough futbol. Did you guys catch that World Cup? Oh my. That soccer is one mesmerizing, inspiring, absurd little sport.

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