Candy Bar Challenge Week 4 – Bounty
Bounty (Mars) = 270 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate and Coconut
“What is hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C and ends with a T?” “A coconut.”
February 4, 2012
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Candy Bar Challenge Week 3 – Bit-O-Honey
Bit-O-Honey (Nestle) = 190 calories – Ingredients: ?
Who even knew that Bit-O-Honey was still on the shelves? The last time I had a Bit-O-Honey she rubbing her knee in my crotch at Diamonds Caberet.
John Jefferson Wayne
Spring break junior year of college we decided to go to my parents lake house in Texas. A pretty ridiculous crew of ten guys, including me, Hustle, Felix, Desire, KY and The Donger hopped in our cars and drove from Dayton to Lake Conroe, outside Houston.
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Candy Bar Challenge Week 2 – Baby Ruth
Baby Ruth (Nestle) = 280 calories – Ingredients: Chocolate, Peanuts, Caramel and Nougat, whatever that is.
Candy Bar Challenge Week 1 – Almond Joy
Almond Joy (Hershey Peter Paul) = 220 calories – Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Coconut and 4 Tiny Almonds
“What is 6 inches long, brown, has 2 nuts and makes a girl scream?” “An Almond Joy”
Special Sauce
I signed up for the Army right after high school but my reporting date wasn’t until November so I had a few months to kill. I got a few jobs to make some quick loot and because my dad wouldn’t let me just dick around the house all day riding my skateboard.
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Chipslist – Sexy Scale
More Craigslist bait… Here I’m trying to sell a scale to a “skinny chick.”
To be 100% clear on these posts… I’m joking on these exchanges. It is PURELY for comedys sake. I don’t think 100 pounds is fat. 110 pounds is obviously fat.
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Death Pool Update – Joe Paterno 1926-2012
Besides allowing his buddies to rape little boys, I’m not really sure what this guy was famous for?
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