On a cold Monday night at UD after watching football, drinking warm leftover keg beer and eating too many chicken wings, the KY Gentleman was forced to relieve himself on our front porch.  I’m not talking about #1 here… this is called the poop story of the week for a reason.

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Three is such the perfect amount for an appetizer.  The majority of people who go to restaurants are in groups of three so it only makes sense to serve appetizers in three’s.

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Our senior year at UD, The Donger brought to school a stuffed boar’s head trophy from his fathers basement.  He gave us a speech about how important this thing was to his dad, that he had stolen it and that we couldn’t fuck it up or his dad would be furious.  So…we hung it in the most high traffic room of the house.

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I went to visit Felix a few years ago in Japan.  He shockingly speaks fluent Japanese so he could translate.  One day we were lying around watching TV and the greatest, show ever came on

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“Phil Spector Is Too Short For Murder” Audio From Visitor’s Locker Room

Incidentally, Smells is looking to hire a new intern.  Please reach out to him directly or forward to anyone you think may be qualified.

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Smells works downtown as a trader and from what I can tell, he does well for himself.  A few years ago, he decided he needed an intern to help cover his “workload.”  So, after some extensive planning, (he did nothing) he decided to reach out to the students at Northwestern and The University of Chicago, two of the most prestigious schools in America.

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