MY NAME IS CHIP. WEIRD SHIT JUST SORTA HAPPENS TO ME. THIS IS A SOME OF THAT SHIT.
After spring break, senior year at Dayton, Spice came back to school from New York and brought with him some big ass Italian sub from a deli in NYC. We went to the bar and he did not stop yapping about this fucking sub. “It’s the best sub in the city…. I grew up on these subs… My Dad went to this place when he was a kid… I can’t wait to go home tonight and eat that sandwich….” As he said this, I looked at Felix’s face and knew that Spice was never seeing one bite of that sandwich.
It was Sunday night and I was 14 plus miles into my 16 mile marathon training run. I was in the home stretch and running along the retaining wall along Lake Michigan. I was pretty zoned out and cruising on the sidewalk going against traffic. It was about 9pm so there wasn’t anyone else out there and I was kinda thinking to myself “Maybe I shouldnt be out here in the dark.”
This is the 4th year of the Celebrity Death Pool conducted with my friends. The “season” runs until July 4, 2012.
Past champions:
2010-11: Smells
2009-10: F Jimmy
2008-09: Felix Ackman
Rules:
1. Subtract the person’s age from 100 when they die. Ex: 100 – 74 years old = 24 Points
2. They must have a Wikipedia page. (You can’t pick your aunt Tess)
3. They must be human.
4. They can’t be on death row at the time of the draft.
5. At the end of one year the winner receives a $20 nonsense gift from each person in the league.
I’ll keep this updated as some of these people hopefully start to kick the bucket.
Results from this years draft are below:
The food in Japan is just not what you would expect. It is nothing like Benihana of Tokyo or your local sushi place, I promise. The texture is off and the food is treated with different chemicals that affect our round eye stomachs differently. That and about 15 bottles of sake gave me an extreme case of geri.
I cannot think of one single thing that is more masculine than sipping on a straw. Sucking on a straw goes hand-in-hand with chopping wood, fixing cars and shooting guns.
October 5, 2011
Chip
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