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It was Sunday night and I was 14 plus miles into my 16 mile marathon training run.  I was in the home stretch and running along the retaining wall along Lake Michigan.  I was pretty zoned out and cruising on the sidewalk going against traffic.  It was about 9pm so there wasn’t anyone else out there and I was kinda thinking to myself “Maybe I shouldnt be out here in the dark.”

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This is the 4th year of the Celebrity Death Pool conducted with my friends. The “season” runs until July 4, 2012.

Past champions:
2010-11: Smells
2009-10: F Jimmy
2008-09: Felix Ackman 

Rules:
1. Subtract the person’s age from 100 when they die.  Ex: 100 – 74 years old = 24 Points
2. They must have a Wikipedia page. (You can’t pick your aunt Tess)
3. They must be human.
4. They can’t be on death row at the time of the draft.
5. At the end of one year the winner receives a $20 nonsense gift from each person in the league.

I’ll keep this updated as some of these people hopefully start to kick the bucket.

Results from this years draft are below:

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The first time Bobby made out was on a junior high school youth seminar camping trip.

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“The Plastic Bag Story” Audio From The Visitor’s Locker Room

The food in Japan is just not what you would expect.  It is nothing like Benihana of Tokyo or your local sushi place, I promise.  The texture is off and the food is treated with different chemicals that affect our round eye stomachs differently.  That and about 15 bottles of sake gave me an extreme case of geri.

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I cannot think of one single thing that is more masculine than sipping on a straw.  Sucking on a straw goes hand-in-hand with chopping wood, fixing cars and shooting guns.

I straight up love this dude.  However, no one is cooler than the kid sitting on the floor that just can’t be bothered.  “Yeah Gramps, you keep on cutting a rug.  I just don’t have time for that shit right now.  I’m busy here playing with this stuffed dog.”

At the next wedding I go to, If I don’t see someone bust out the move he does at the :06 second mark, I’m going to be beyond disappointed.